THE END OF THE WORLD
AS YOU KNOW IT
This place is a travesty of justice. No one should be pandered to like this. Yeah, so what if this page is bare bones. Fuck you. You probably want bandwidth wasteing bullshit. FINE, be that way, you suck, you have no fingers on your left hand so you have to open the fridge with a bloody mutilated stump.
Hi, my name is Trixie. This is my home on the internet. Neat huh? I spent a whole week saving up my time and money so i could get someone to show me how to do a web page on this nifty internet thing. So far i've spent most of my time on IRC chatting with some neato people like bareteddi, the most attractive smartest person out there. Want to see what a hotty she is? Well, go to her web page, she has a web cam! Yeah, that's right you can see her cute little butt as it happens.She's really neat.I think you have to double click or something, this nifty Microsoft explorer thing sometimes screws up. Oh well. I'm really a big wheel on IRC, in fact, I'm such a big wheel, I'm sure you'd like to see my personal information page. Because, as we all know, you have nothing better to do than look at a picture of me that I think is really quite good, and then read about stuff I do. Here's all about me. On top of all that, I have a lot of neat friends on the internet. Here are links to some of their pages because I know you'll love to read about them. Here's a great page, it's all about the family of a friend of mine, be sure to read the late breaking news, it's spine tingling. The Petrocelli family must be the perfect nuclear family, because their web page is so cool, no?And here's another page that belongs to a friend of mine, his name is Sir_Frag. He's a cool hacker kind of person.I think they're dangerous, but he seems nice, even if he does insist upon saying how much of a hacker he is for trading software. I don't do any of that. Oh yeah, here's my friend Shane's page. Well it's not done yet, but I think it has great potential, no? And last, and definately least, here is the best page I've seen yet, it's done by a firend of mine whos name elues me for the moment. This is a great page about somethingI just can't remember what it's about.
YOU'RE STILL A COCKSUKER.
You know that, don't you?
Wow! this page really turned out to be good,
no? It might get into one of those great web info magazines like The Net or The Web,
wow that would be great, and i think this page has what it takes, don't you? Wait
a minute, why am I talking to you? You can't respond, I probably don't even know
you. What if there are a couple of you reading?
THERE! You happy? there's a reason to come here now: to laugh at the morons who have
modems. I must say, between the bareteddi cam and that family's homepage, I have
no need to explain my outrage. USE THIS FUCKING TECHNOLOGY FOR GOOD, NOT EVIL LIKE
BARETEDDI! Thanks for your time. FUCK THAT, SCREW YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU SMELL
BAD AND YOU STILL SUCK YOUR THUMB.
This page is intended to piss you off, so I hope it did just that. Please, if I have
linked to your pag, take offense to that fact, because if i linked to it, you suck,
your family sucks, and you should probably be removed from the gene pool, so, if
I have offended please follow this 4 step process to lodge a complaint: 1: write
out a long thoughtful list of what you were offended by. 2: Roll list into tight
tube, secure with rubber band 3: Go to the closest bathroom 4: Instert head in toilet
and flush repeatedly.
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